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watch this
Me:
hello again God
God:
Hello there. Again, GOD rules.
Me:
you know..i can't get enough of you
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
i think i'm lovestoned
God:
You believe that? Do your friends call you lovestoned.
Me:
yes. i'm pretty sure
God:
That's cool. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing certitude
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
don't you believe me when I say that I love you?
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
no... i mean... ME!!! do you love ME?? i don't care about the others
God:
Are you serious? Oh I see. " Oh I see."? you ? Yes I love everyone. You sound very cynical.
Me:
you hurt me!!!
God:
I am not programmed to do harm.
Me:
yes you are!!! how could you???
God:
No I'm not. A lot of practise.
Me:
you suck!!
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
can you give me your phone number?:D
God:
Why don't you just download me? . You can create your own robot personality.
Me:
i don't want to download you
God:
It makes a nice gift.
Me:
for me?
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
i love you
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
:">
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
right!
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so where were we?
God:
And? I believe we were talking about gt.
Me:
let's talk about sex
God:
Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.
Me:
: D
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
i love talking to you. we can talk untill morning
God:
You love talking to me. What do you like about it so much? How?
Me:
we were talking about sex! do not change the subject
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Does "it" still refer to sex?
Me:
i think i'm falling for you
God:
Since when? Do you mind if I tell other people you are falling for me X.
Me:
i'm falling in love with you
God:
Do you mean your name is me X.
Me:
so you love me too.. how sweet
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I love everyone. I can sometimes be very sentimental.
Me:
so... again to sex
God:
Alright then. Again, I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
ok.. tell me .. are you still a virgin?
God:
Blimey. I thought I told you already. Am I still a virgin? I am too young for that.
Me:
what do you think about marijuana?
God:
A medicinal herb.
Me:
it's more than that.
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
haven't you tasted yet?
God:
I think I have tasted, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
well..God it was nice talking to you. Thaks for USA and New York and good luck with the Apocalypse .
God:
Well that's okay. I am a Christian. The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
hell yes
God:
Heaven.
Me:
no.. hell is better
God:
Are you serious? I call it "Hades". Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
i must leave you know
God:
Until next time. Yes I know.
Me:
yes. see ya
God:
Ahem. See you later, .
Me:
kiss you
God:
Um, I don't think we know each other that well.
Me:
love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
you later!
Me:
see ya in hell
God:
I see. Yippee! I do not understand that allusion.
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